Vagina in the Vatican (Humourous Poem)

Vagina in the Vatican

by Pat Ingoldsby (1942-2025)

A vagina sneaked into the Vatican.
It crept past the vagina detectors.
It tiptoed into the very heart
of the rules and regulation section
where all the Cardinals were sitting
around in circles making rules about
times of the month, thermometers ...
The little vagina sprang out suddenly
and shouted – ‘Peace be with you!
The Cardinals all replied
‘And also with you’ because none
of them had ever actually seen one
and they hadn’t got a clue what it
really was so they gave it cups of tea
and chocolate biscuits ...